Except this one is in third person POV because Cicily is too angry to write in first.
Cicily has been sick. Too sick to eat for a while. Her tummy has been wanting to revolt against her due to mutant bacteria from healthy food that was probably undercooked at a restaurant in Atlanta that has decidedly taken up permanent residence in her gut. But as of the last few days, Cicily's appetite is back. After losing almost 20 lbs. she is finally eating again. And although she is taking it easy, today Cicily decided to eat something not so healthy, but rather something tasty...
So she went to the local Cold Stone Ice Cream Store.
For some Cake Batter with Brownie Chunks and maybe a little Marshmallow Cream.
And found this instead.
And this...
Cicily at the moment, hates her town. Cicily is now going to clone herself and protest.
As a matter of fact, Cicily is so angry she is going to clone her children and have them go to the public auction and raise hell in front of public officials...
There is another Cold Stone in Cicily's town but it also closed. I think I am going to adopt Travis's mindset from now on and only eat meat...wait a minute, wasn't he just in the hospital too? Alright, never mind, I'll stick to water.
Yours in Frickin Idiots, Finding My Way Down the Ice Cream Aisle and Fudge,
Cicily
5 comments:
It wasn't the meat's fault. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Yikes. This is like a tragedy.
poor thing, feel better soon.
I can think of no worse hell than a world without ice cream!
Terrie
Terrible !! Hope you feel better soon
Ouch- and I thought my town was made up of idiots. Two ice cream places (let alone Cold Stone Creamery) closed? Scary place!
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